Connaissant bien l’Interlaken et sa région, ainsi que la Chine, je vais pouvoir t’éclairer un peu.

Y a encore quelques années, les principaux touristes asiatiques étaient japonais. Mais au vue de l’économie mondiale, la roue tourne. Il y a aujourd’hui de plus en plus de touristes coréens, et biensûr chinois.

Malheureusement, comme beaucoup de magnifiques régions à travers la planète, les touristes ont pris d’assaut Interlaken. Et comme ils sont majoritairement asiatiques, le tourisme local s’est adapté, malheureusement.

En cherchant un peu, tu trouves encore des endroits “suisses”. Sinon y a pleins d’autres régions, qui, heureusement, reste authentiques.

Si ça t’intéresse, on peut en discuter une fois….

Et un petit cadeau:

Grüezi and Welcome in Switzerland

Dear tourists from near and far! Please come to Europe! But do not only
visit Rome or Paris with their very old buildings but also Zurich with its
very new image! Perhaps you will be a bit confused in the beginning, but
that’s exactly what it’s all about!

When you land in Kloten, you will first think you are in Munich, but then
you’ll have a big laugh when it turns out to be just a joke of the witty
airport-owners (unique). You are in Switzerland and not in Germany, which is
easy to understand as the local taxi driver speaks Albanian and not Turkish.

He will bring you to Zurich, which we call Downtown Switzerland, or, if you
prefer, to Opfikon-Glattbrugg, which we call Bronx Switzerland. Visit the
Bahnhofstrasse (Times Square Switzerland) and the Chreis Cheib (Lower East
Side Switzerland). Then go to the Hauptbahnhof (Central Station
Switzerland), look at the Alfred-Escher-Denkmal (Statue of Liberty
Switzerland) and take a train to Lugano (Little Italy Switzerland).On your
way back, make a stop at Luzern (Chinatown Switzerland) and visit the famous
Brooklyn Bridge. Now you have the choice to go Bern (Washington D.C
Switzerland), where the Bundesrat is governing and sometimes almost
fighting, or to visit Schaffhausen (Niagara Falls Switzerland).

By now you will have guessed by yourself that Downtown Switzerland is of
course a candidate for the Olympic Winter games because we have neither
mountains nor snow in Zurich, just a little bit of Pflotsch every three
years. No problem. Zurich Tourism will bring all the Olympic visitors to the
Uetliberg (Central Park-Switzerland), will stopf them into the
Albisguetlihaus (Madison Square Garden Switzerland) and make them hear a
concert by Nella Martinetti (Fats Domino Switzerland).

Now I wish you a very nice stay in Switzerland. At the end of your holiday,
go back to the airport. If you are very lucky, our national airline or
another one will fly you back home, if not, just throw away your passport
and go to the next church, they will give you food and you can remain in
Switzerland forever.

Greetings from Switzerland

Quant à la chanson que tu évoques, je n’ai pas encore eu le plaisir de l’entendre à Sierre ou Sion, mais je compte bien y retourner (pour passer ma certif 27001 lead tourmenteurimplémenteur), et je tenterai un enregistrement.

J’ai gardé ma veste (non mais !), mes crampons et mes skis, mais lui ai offert ma couverture de survie, enjoignant les gars du télécabine de le faire descendre manu-militari.
Existe-t-il un protocole Iso 27001 contre la bêtise humaine ? Je ne parle pas de ce touriste, qui a du d’ailleurs payer fort cher son escapade sur les cimes enneigées. Mais des personnes qui, au départ des cabines de l’Aiguille, l’ont laissé passé. Ca frise le meurtre, une bévue pareille.
Quand aux considérations culinaires, j’avoue que je payerai cher pour entendre, avec l’accent valaisan, la chanson des Monthy Python
I like Chinese, I like Chinese
They always come up to your knees
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine-o-one cheese
I like Chinese food
etc